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"Do you still have Bugs Bunny cell number, pardner?"
Posted by Emilio | January 9, 2008 12:48 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 00:48
Dude, I'm tellin' ya, no matter how tall you are I'm not gonna pick you for my team unless you trade those Converse in for a pair of NIKEs, okay? Those are just... you know... not NIKEs and stuff.
Posted by Mr Michael | January 9, 2008 7:05 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 07:05
He could never understand why the other kids didn't want to play with him - after all, they were in the same class, right? Miss Watson? Fifth grade? Room 406?
Anybody?
Posted by Joanna | January 9, 2008 10:02 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 10:02
Uh, Josh? I think you'd better give him back his balls.
Posted by snowdog | January 9, 2008 10:03 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 10:03
Put it up and realized it was more of a caption than a quote (sue me) so here goes:
"Dang. Those Flintstones did you good."
Posted by Joanna | January 9, 2008 10:05 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 10:05
Or:
"You're right. You're angry, and I still don't like you. Boogerbreath."
Posted by Joanna | January 9, 2008 10:05 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 10:05
"Tommy, I told you not to take Jimmy's ball. Now you have to deal with his mother."
Posted by Mutt | January 9, 2008 10:54 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 10:54
I don't care what your birth certificate says, you still can't play in our age group.
Posted by Kevin | January 9, 2008 11:08 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 11:08
"I know Donny was hoggin' the ball, but you didn't have to eat 'im".
Posted by john Cox | January 9, 2008 11:33 AM
Posted on January 9, 2008 11:33
Wow Jimmy, Coach was right about those steroids!
Posted by Bob Mulroy | January 9, 2008 2:06 PM
Posted on January 9, 2008 14:06
Why does it say "Doesn't play well with others" on the front of your T shirt?
Posted by GarandFan | January 9, 2008 9:30 PM
Posted on January 9, 2008 21:30
"Sorry Susie, but ever since you ripped off my left arm playing Red Rover, my mom says I can't play with you anymore."
Posted by Kevin | January 9, 2008 11:47 PM
Posted on January 9, 2008 23:47
"Two-on-one? To 20 and you spot us 18? Okay. But only if we get the ball first."
Posted by MikeM | January 10, 2008 7:09 AM
Posted on January 10, 2008 07:09
"Dude, I don't care what the FDA and the dairy says, there is something in the milk your drinking."
Posted by Lasertech | January 10, 2008 8:40 AM
Posted on January 10, 2008 08:40
"Timmy, I'd like you to meet No-Neck. He's another one of those 'scholarship' college athletes who was caught in the retroactive-clause dragnet of No Child Left Behind."
Timmy. "College? Geez. I'll bet he had a shirt of many colors."
Posted by Terwiliger | January 11, 2008 1:06 AM
Posted on January 11, 2008 01:06
"We never should have let the kid with the stuttering problem play that Zoltar machine."
Posted by Terwiliger | January 11, 2008 1:11 AM
Posted on January 11, 2008 01:11
"Yet even more proof that Hollywood has become a creative cesspool...Shrek: the 'Hood."
Posted by Terwiliger | January 11, 2008 1:44 AM
Posted on January 11, 2008 01:44
"I'm not the least bit surprised that he's the last of the Mohicans. Who would breed with THAT?"
Posted by Terwiliger | January 11, 2008 7:06 AM
Posted on January 11, 2008 07:06
Oh yeah. Well you may be big and ugly but I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back.
Posted by Craniac | January 11, 2008 5:56 PM
Posted on January 11, 2008 17:56
GLENDALE, CA (AP), 2006.01.11, 9:11 PM PST
DreamWorks studios, bowing to pressure from the African-American community lead by Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson & his Rainbow/PUSH Coalition, will be revamping Shrek: The 'Hood.
Sharpton & Jackson derided the studio for producing a Shrek sequel that used numerous urban sterotypes, & because the studio had "bowed to marketing pressure & taken a character of color--even though he was green--& tried to 'pass' him as white."
Another notable activist called the film "yet another cruel hoax perpetrated by the man to keep the brother down."
As of press time, the story line is being re-worked, & the tentative title is Shrek, the 'Hood: Shrekkie Gets His Green Back.
This is a PARODY. I am not a racist. I believe that there is only ONE race--the HUMAN race. If you find this parody offensive, get over yourself...you bouffant-headed race pimp.
Posted by Terwiliger | January 11, 2008 11:20 PM
Posted on January 11, 2008 23:20
Dude, it's a foul! Now spit out my arm.
Posted by Special Ed | January 14, 2008 12:53 PM
Posted on January 14, 2008 12:53
Your barn door's open and your cows hanging out.
Posted by Special Ed | January 14, 2008 12:55 PM
Posted on January 14, 2008 12:55
You're the only guy in school who can get away with wearing a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt.
Posted by Special Ed | January 14, 2008 12:56 PM
Posted on January 14, 2008 12:56
You want to put our basketballs where?
Posted by Don Long | January 15, 2008 6:24 AM
Posted on January 15, 2008 06:24