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A List...


1. A bowl of glass shards in the morning is a real eye-opener,
2. Jack Bauer can kiss my ass.
3. It's better to pull your own wisdom teeth. And your tonsils....as long as
you're back there.
4. Women love it when use cologne in your jockeys.

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5. I have a three-bladed razor: the first blade lifts the hair, the second blade mocks it into submission, and the third cuts it below the skin line, laughing heartily, chugging a bottle of Dewars.

6. Brakes are optional... real mean stop their car Fred Flintstone style

7. Cauterize pimples. They won't come back.

I must take issue with 4. Real men go commando.


8. Flesh wounds are for girlie-boys. Arterial spurts are what count!


9. Send me your money. I'll give you carbon credits and assuage your consumerist soul.

10. Calluses are nature's body armor. Screw the soap -- shower with hot water and a copper scrubby.


Real men dont care about what it takes to be a man..they just are!


John Cox is a painter, cartoonist, and illustrator for hire. For information about purchasing existing work or commissioning new work, contact him by e-mail at john555cox [at] hotmail.com.

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