Say What? (John Cox Art)

"Hermie said he had gotten depressed again over finishing third for the role of Woody on Cheers. I only hope that he's looking down on us now, taking some consolation in knowing he finished second for the Darwin Award."

Posted by Terwiliger | December 10, 2007 3:37 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 03:37

Rutager:

That can't be Streisand. She said she'd never get a nose job.

Posted by Rutager | December 10, 2007 3:40 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 03:40

Terwiliger:

"I'm taking a mouth swab & THAT'S IT. If you want a different kind of specimen, you're gonna have to get it your own d@#%ed self."

Posted by Terwiliger | December 10, 2007 4:01 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 04:01

csc:

We're gonna need the mother of all tic-tacs over here...

Posted by csc | December 10, 2007 6:33 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 06:33

Alex:

Extra strength breathspray STAT!

Posted by Alex | December 10, 2007 8:02 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 08:02

Special Ed:

"Remember that cat we used to have?"

Posted by Special Ed | December 10, 2007 8:29 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 08:29

UberNerd:

You wanna tell this guy his HMO won't cover this, cause I sure ain't!!

Posted by UberNerd | December 10, 2007 10:06 AM

Posted on December 10, 2007 10:06

Rutager:

How about some more "bad breath" jokes?

Whiffle bells, whiffle bells, whiffing all the way....

Posted by Rutager | December 10, 2007 11:55 PM

Posted on December 10, 2007 23:55

Rutager:

"Yes, I DID say that Sasquatch ate Santa. That's what he gets for scrapping his paper maps for a spotty GPS & outsourcing his naughty-or-nice list."

Posted by Rutager | December 10, 2007 11:59 PM

Posted on December 10, 2007 23:59

Terwiliger:

"I can't tell whether it's STREP or if he swallowed Rudolph."

Posted by Terwiliger | December 11, 2007 2:43 AM

Posted on December 11, 2007 02:43

Terwiliger:

"Call C.S.I. Teegeeak & tell them we think we've found what's left of Nicole Kidman...it looks like Aslan has her thetan stuck in his throat."

Posted by Terwiliger | December 11, 2007 3:15 AM

Posted on December 11, 2007 03:15

Terwiliger:

Where did everybody go?

"Hey Santa...I don't see why Aerosmith can't play this year's Christmas party. There isn't anything wrong with Steven Tyler's throat--he's just being a p#&$y prima donna."

Posted by Terwiliger | December 11, 2007 11:42 PM

Posted on December 11, 2007 23:42

Evan:

Screw that! I sure as hell ain't goin' in there.

C'mon ernie, I'm such a sucker for a cute smile.

Posted by Evan | December 12, 2007 8:36 AM

Posted on December 12, 2007 08:36

Tom Wms.:

I'm gonna barf!

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 12, 2007 9:46 AM

Posted on December 12, 2007 09:46

UberNerd:

"I'm Serious, Freddie!! It really does look like the Virgin Mary!!"

Posted by UberNerd | December 12, 2007 3:47 PM

Posted on December 12, 2007 15:47

Tom Wms.:

One order of tongue to go commin' up!

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 12, 2007 3:56 PM

Posted on December 12, 2007 15:56

Tom Wms.:

FIRE IN THA' HOLE!!!

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 12, 2007 4:04 PM

Posted on December 12, 2007 16:04

Tom Wms.:

Call the Teamsters. I found Hoffa!

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 12, 2007 4:06 PM

Posted on December 12, 2007 16:06

Tom Wms.:

He says he been a goooood boy and he wants a candy cane.

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 12, 2007 4:13 PM

Posted on December 12, 2007 16:13

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