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"Let zee wranglers decide....a boring hunk of cow flesh or zis tres chic shrimp kabob that will set your palates dancing like a Moulin Rouge sex poodle at a champagne tasting."
Posted by john Cox | October 23, 2007 1:25 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 01:25
"Votre viande est aussi mou comme votre chapeau, mon ami."
("Your meat is as flaccid as your hat, my friend.")
I think that's right. I speak spanish, not french...
Posted by Paul G | October 23, 2007 1:58 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 01:58
HEY PAUL
Close enough!
Posted by john Cox | October 23, 2007 2:11 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 02:11
“Non, non! You are ze excellent chef, Tex—-but you still have much to learn about ze finer aspects of ze restaurant. Eeet’s not about ze food—-eeet’s about getting ze most monee for ze cheapest & ze least product. Zer are steel so manee stupide affluent elites who are so impressed wiz zemselves zat zey will pay tres beaucoup for ze kabob of a few sea bugs avec garbage as long as we geev eet a fancy nom & sell eet to zem avec tres overpriced spirits in a garish maison avec poor lighting--HAW HAW HAW.”
Posted by Terwiliger | October 23, 2007 4:49 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 04:49
John
I want to see your illustration of the "Moulin Rouge sex poodle at a champagne tasting."
Somehome my mind is conjuring up images of a mix between Christine Agulara (sp) and a french foofoo dog
Posted by Drew | October 23, 2007 6:08 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 06:08
Paul G: "Votre viande est aussi molle que votre chapeau, mon ami."
I would have said:
"Where iz ze legumes?"
...which is way too short for any frenchman giving it to an american. John got it, and Terwiliger got it with his Haw haw haw. lol
Posted by red collar | October 23, 2007 7:37 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 07:37
'Tis not ze meat, but ze motion, silly cowboy-type person!
Posted by theHonky | October 23, 2007 9:07 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 09:07
"And now... we fight!"
Posted by Kukn | October 23, 2007 11:14 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 11:14
Peasant!
Posted by GarandFan | October 23, 2007 11:42 AM
Posted on October 23, 2007 11:42
"Of course mine is more expensive!!"
Posted by Mutt | October 23, 2007 12:28 PM
Posted on October 23, 2007 12:28
"Sorry, Pa, but ya'll sent me ta cookin' skool ta be all learned up in cabobin'!"
"I weel NOT be useeng zee bear-bee-que sause!"
"Put eet where?"
Posted by Jonathan Logan | October 23, 2007 6:39 PM
Posted on October 23, 2007 18:39
"I TOLD you Hoss and Little Joe prefers kabobs."
Posted by john Cox | October 23, 2007 11:01 PM
Posted on October 23, 2007 23:01
"What does zis mean when you sez, 'He must have gotten heez from ze New York Ceetee, HAW HAW HAW'?"
Posted by Terwiliger | October 23, 2007 11:36 PM
Posted on October 23, 2007 23:36
"What does zis mean when you sez, 'He must poke ze shrimp because he does not have ze equipment to skewer ze dogee, HAW HAW HAW'?"
Posted by Terwiliger | October 23, 2007 11:41 PM
Posted on October 23, 2007 23:41
"Zuddenly "Ratatouille" iz a 'it an' everywan zinks 'e iz a chef. Feh."
Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2007 6:44 AM
Posted on October 24, 2007 06:44
Whoops, forgot my information. That last one's mine.
Posted by Joanna | October 24, 2007 6:44 AM
Posted on October 24, 2007 06:44
Also, I bow down in awe before Terwilliger.
Posted by Joanna | October 24, 2007 6:45 AM
Posted on October 24, 2007 06:45
BLUSH!!!
Thank you, Joanna.
Actually, I think I could riff on some of John's stuff for days, but I feel like I'm being a bit of a board hog as it is.
Posted by Terwiliger | October 24, 2007 7:40 AM
Posted on October 24, 2007 07:40
Paul G,
I prefer your bon mot juste that can actually fit in the balloon.
Blessed are the brief...
Posted by Joan of Argghh! | October 24, 2007 5:56 PM
Posted on October 24, 2007 17:56
Just one more...
A tribute to previous posts, Daffy Duck, & a mixed metaphor...
"You Americain swine--I could marinate zis wis ze Zoopur urine & ze estros of ze Moulin Rouge sex poodle & she would taste like champagne next to your vulgar fare, mon sewer rat."
Think outside the baloon.
Posted by Terwiliger | October 25, 2007 12:25 AM
Posted on October 25, 2007 00:25
OK...one more...
Brevity, for Joan...
"How quaint...ze Branding Iron Chef."
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