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"Let zee wranglers decide....a boring hunk of cow flesh or zis tres chic shrimp kabob that will set your palates dancing like a Moulin Rouge sex poodle at a champagne tasting."

Paul G:

"Votre viande est aussi mou comme votre chapeau, mon ami."

("Your meat is as flaccid as your hat, my friend.")

I think that's right. I speak spanish, not french...

HEY PAUL

Close enough!

Terwiliger:

“Non, non! You are ze excellent chef, Tex—-but you still have much to learn about ze finer aspects of ze restaurant. Eeet’s not about ze food—-eeet’s about getting ze most monee for ze cheapest & ze least product. Zer are steel so manee stupide affluent elites who are so impressed wiz zemselves zat zey will pay tres beaucoup for ze kabob of a few sea bugs avec garbage as long as we geev eet a fancy nom & sell eet to zem avec tres overpriced spirits in a garish maison avec poor lighting--HAW HAW HAW.”

Drew:

John
I want to see your illustration of the "Moulin Rouge sex poodle at a champagne tasting."

Somehome my mind is conjuring up images of a mix between Christine Agulara (sp) and a french foofoo dog

red collar:

Paul G: "Votre viande est aussi molle que votre chapeau, mon ami."

I would have said:
"Where iz ze legumes?"

...which is way too short for any frenchman giving it to an american. John got it, and Terwiliger got it with his Haw haw haw. lol

'Tis not ze meat, but ze motion, silly cowboy-type person!

Kukn:

"And now... we fight!"

GarandFan:

Peasant!

Mutt:

"Of course mine is more expensive!!"

Jonathan Logan:

"Sorry, Pa, but ya'll sent me ta cookin' skool ta be all learned up in cabobin'!"

"I weel NOT be useeng zee bear-bee-que sause!"

"Put eet where?"

"I TOLD you Hoss and Little Joe prefers kabobs."

Terwiliger:

"What does zis mean when you sez, 'He must have gotten heez from ze New York Ceetee, HAW HAW HAW'?"

Terwiliger:

"What does zis mean when you sez, 'He must poke ze shrimp because he does not have ze equipment to skewer ze dogee, HAW HAW HAW'?"

Anonymous:

"Zuddenly "Ratatouille" iz a 'it an' everywan zinks 'e iz a chef. Feh."

Whoops, forgot my information. That last one's mine.

Also, I bow down in awe before Terwilliger.

Terwiliger:

BLUSH!!!

Thank you, Joanna.

Actually, I think I could riff on some of John's stuff for days, but I feel like I'm being a bit of a board hog as it is.

Paul G,

I prefer your bon mot juste that can actually fit in the balloon.

Blessed are the brief...

Terwiliger:

Just one more...

A tribute to previous posts, Daffy Duck, & a mixed metaphor...

"You Americain swine--I could marinate zis wis ze Zoopur urine & ze estros of ze Moulin Rouge sex poodle & she would taste like champagne next to your vulgar fare, mon sewer rat."

Think outside the baloon.

Terwiliger:

OK...one more...

Brevity, for Joan...

"How quaint...ze Branding Iron Chef."

Terwiliger:

I’m hoping this one will exorcise my mind of this ‘toon…

“Oh geev me ze home
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An’ ze q____s an’ ze misanthropes prey
Where is frequently heard
Ze inane Leftist word
An’ ze skies are not cloudee because ZER IS NO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BE ZE CARBON EMMISSIONS THAT ARE ZE FAULT BY ZE EVIL RIGHT-WING WARMONGERING DICTATOR GEORGE BOOSH WHO WANTS TO POLUTE ZE AIRE AN' POISON ZE WATERE AN' KEEL ALL ZE BABEES AN’ ZE OLD PEOPLE AN’ DENY YOUR ACCESS TO ZE FREE HEALSE CARE (rabid blah blah blah, ad infinitim)…!!!”

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